Is it me, or does it look like it's filled with microscopic smiley faces? Just look at those little sh*ts! They're actually laughing at me, because they know their constant unwanted growth is forcing me to bust my ass by mowing 'em once a week in the brutal Hoosier heat!
Laugh it up while you can, assholes! The Ant-Lawn Movement is gaining ground all across the country, as people replace the grass in their yards with clover. Your day of reckoning's coming, grass!