Batman V Superman: Dawn Of Justice was written by Chris Terrio and David S. Goyer. It was directed by Zack Snyder.
Terrio previously wrote the screenplay for Argo, which was a very good, if completely inaccurate, historical drama. Goyer is a prolific and very uneven screenwriter, who previously wrote Kickboxer 2: The Road Back, The Puppet Masters, The Crow: City Of Angels, the Blade Trilogy, Batman Begins, Jumper, The Dark Knight, Ghost Rider: Spirit Of Vengeance, The Dark Knight Rises and Man Of Steel.
Snyder's career began in 2004, and it's been going steadily downhill ever since, no doubt a result of him gaining more control on each subsequent film. He directed the Dawn Of The Dead remake (very good), 300 (not bad), Watchmen (good), Sucker Punch (OK) and Man Of Steel (oy). He's very good at composing shots and integrating effects, but not so good when it comes to handling anything that has to do with coherent plots or character motivation.
So let's get this out of the way before we go any further— I didn't hate this film. No one's more surprised than I am by that admission. Based on Warner Bros. track record with DC movies, the various underwhelming trailers and the fact that I absolutely despised Snyder's detestable Man Of Steel, I was expecting to hate it. Maybe going in with absolutely zero expectations helped?
But don't get the wrong idea here. I didn't actually like the movie by any stretch of the imagination. I just didn't loathe it. Maybe Warner Bros. could paraphrase that as a blurb on the movie poster. "I didn't actually like it, but I didn't loathe it." Now that's a recommendation!
The fact that I didn't hate it doesn't mean the film is good, mind you. Far, FAR from it. It's a bit better than Man Of Steel, I'll give it that, but that's damning it with very faint praise. Batman V Superman is a flawed film in every measurable sense.
The convoluted script is muddled and illogical, as whole swaths of plot seem to be absent or happen off camera. Some of that may be due to the fact that Snyder had to trim half an hour from the bloated runtime. The movie also spends far too much time setting up future films than it does servicing its own story.
Character motivation is largely nonexistent in the film. On the rare occasion when a character does have a reason for doing the things they do, their behavior suddenly changes radically just to move the story along. Early on we see that Batman has good cause for hating Superman, but it's tossed aside late in the movie for the stupidest reason possible. Superman hates Batman because he thinks he's a murderer, yet his body count is just as high, if not worse. And who knows why Lex Luthor hates the title characters and goads them into a fight. Because the script says so, I suppose.
The movie has a dark and dreary color palette that's so devoid of hue it might as well have been filmed on black and white stock. There's nothing particularly interesting to look at either, as the costumes, gadgets and even the monster at the end are all ugly variations of designs we've seen many times before.
It's also just plain no fun. I get that every superhero movie doesn't need to be an action-comedy like Ant-Man or Guardians Of The Galaxy. But even serious dramas need a bit of comedy relief to lighten the tension now and then. The characters in this film are all grim, dour and miserable. When the characters look like they'd rather not even be in their own film, why should the audience bother to stick around?
There's exactly one brief shining moment of unbridled joy in the film, and it doesn't happen until almost the very end. Doomsday backhands Wonder Woman and knocks her into the next county. When she finally skids to a stop, she flashes an "Oh, it is so ON" smile and rushes back into the fray to gleefully kick Doomsday's mutant ass. This is what passes for lightheartedness in Zack Snyder's troubled mind.
Once again Snyder proves he lacks even the most basic understanding of these archetypal characters. All the characters in the film act so differently from their classic versions that they're virtually unrecognizable. I cannot emphasize this enough— Batman and Superman are not in this film. At least not the versions I grew up with.
Superman suffers the most here, just as he did in Man Of Steel. It almost seems like Zack Snyder has nothing but contempt and even outright hostility toward the character. For decades, Superman was seen as a beacon of light and hope; someone who stood for decency and honesty. Despite his god-like powers, he was always a righteous, dignified and relatable hero. He saved the world not for personal glory, but because it was the right thing to do.
Apparently Snyder thinks that notion is hopelessly corny and outdated in our modern world. His Superman is an aloof, morose and brooding demigod who actively resents his powers and begrudgingly uses them to save the planet. He constantly floats above us mere mortals, looking down on us with disdain. When he deigns to land, he does so with enough force to crack the cement beneath his feet. He punctuates conversations by blasting off into the sky with enough force to create a sonic boom. No wonder the world's terrified of him, and seeks to control him.
With Man Of Steel and now Batman V Superman, Zack Snyder has done what Lex Luthor, Brainiac and even Darkseid have never been able to do. He's effectively killed Superman. He's taken him from beloved hero to feared weapon of mass destruction. Talk about character assassination! Well done, Zack!
Further proof that Snyder hates Superman and everything about him— as Lois Lane is interviewing a known terrorist, her photographer is outed as a CIA agent. The terrorist nonchalantly walks up and shoots the man right in the head. In an interview, Snyder revealed that this unlucky photographer was none other than Superman's pal Jimmy Olsen! Yikes!
“We just did it as this little aside because we had been tracking where we thought the movies were gonna go, and we don’t have room for Jimmy Olsen in our big pantheon of characters, but we can have fun with him, right?”
Jesus Christ! Oh, Zack, that was fun! I laughed and laughed when you brutally killed off a beloved member of Superman's supporting cast! How positively delightful!
Batman doesn't fare any better. Here he's a murdering sociopath who kills indiscriminately as he battles crime. I know there are many audience members who will pump their fists in the air and say it's about time Batman started killing crooks, instead of letting them live to commit crimes another day. But Batman isn't a cop. He's a vigilante who operates outside the law. A Batman who wantonly kills criminals is a criminal himself! Plus this Batman is absolutely brutal in his methods. He even takes to burning his logo into the flesh of criminals, effectively branding them like cattle. Holy crap!
In fact there's little or no difference between Batman and Superman in this film. If you're going to pit two characters against one another, they should be fundamentally different. Superman has traditionally been a lighter, more positive character, while Batman was the dark and mopey one. Not so here. These two versions are equally grim and somber, and the only real difference in them is their costumes.
Another example of Snyder's literal character assassination— in the Batcave we see an enshrined costume spray painted with the message "Ha Ha Ha! Joke's On You, Batman." Apparently this is supposed to be the costume of Batman's crimefighting partner Robin, who was presumably killed offscreen in this universe by the Joker. Dang, Robin doesn't even get a brutal Jimmy Olsen death scene! Snyder must really hate him!
Henry Cavill reprises his role as Superman, and once again comes off as little more than a talking slab of beef. He may well be a very good actor, but you'd never know it from his dour, scowling performance here.
When Ben Affleck was first cast as Batman, there was much gnashing of teeth and rending of garments throughout fandom. Personally I couldn't possibly have cared less. We've had a whopping SEVEN big budget Batman theatrical films so far, and frankly I'm a little Batmanned out. Oddly enough he turned out to be the best thing about the film. His Batman is an older, world-weary version who's seen far too much and has stopped worrying about whether his actions make him a hero or not. Despite the fact that I'm not a fan of this iteration of Batman, Affleck does a very good job here, embracing the role and making it his own. His Bruce Wayne is pretty darned good as well.
Gal Gadot plays Wonder Woman for a grand total of about ten minutes in the film. She seemingly does a pretty good job, but her screen time was so short it's honestly hard to tell if she's a decent actress or not. That said, even though she's one of the best things in the movie, she's completely inconsequential to the "plot." The only reason she's here is to introduce her into the DC Movie Universe that Warner Bros. is desperately trying to set up.
Sigh… and then there's Jesse Eisenberg as Lex Luthor. I cringed every time I saw him in one of the trailers. He's not as bad as I expected him to be in the actual film, but he's still way over the top and he's still horrribly, horribly miscast. He makes Gene Hackman's Luthor look like the pinnacle of restraint.
There've been many versions of Luthor over the years, from mad scientist to con artist to ruthless businessman. In Batman V Superman, Eisenberg plays him as a cackling, elfin Mark Zuckerberg who spouts non sequiters and seemingly goes insane before our very eyes.
For months now I've been snarkily calling this movie Dark Knight V Hopeman, making fun of the fact that both Snyder and Warner Bros. seem embarrassed by the fact they're making superhero movies. Now that I think about it, the film actually works much better if you pretend it's about two new superheroes that have never been seen before. Heroes like Dark Knight and Hopeman. Or Armored Bat and God Man. Anyone but the title characters. As a generic superhero movie it's tolerable, but as a Batman and Superman movie, it fails on every level.
The script takes a few elements from Frank Miller's seminal The Dark Knight Returns mini series, puts its own twisted spin on them to make them nearly unrecognizable, and then inexplicably mashes them up with the end of The Death Of Superman storyline. Why they chose to do this, I have no idea. Either of these storylines could have served as the single plot of Batman V Superman. We could have had Batman decide that Superman poses a threat to the world and take it upon himself to neutralize him. Or we could have had Luthor creating Doomsday to kill the Man Of Steel, and Superman calls his friend Batman for help. In the hands of a competent writer and director, either would have made an epic film. Combining the two storylines only dilutes and muddies what could have been the best ever comic book adaptations ever.
My biggest problem with the movie is the basic premise itself. It's not Batman Teams Up With Superman, it's Batman VERSUS Superman. Personally I don't want to see Batman try to kill Superman. These two character were my childhood heroes. They were legitimately trying to kill one another here. I cringed every time one of them landed a super powered punch. I don't like seeing either one of them hurt. They're supposed to be teaming up and working together! They're Super Friends, not Murder Enemies!
And who exactly was I supposed to be rooting for during the fight? Was I supposed to want Batman to kill Superman? Was I supposed to shout, "C'mon, Batman! Whoop Superman's ass!" Just another reason of how Snyder has absolutely no understanding of the characters, and why the movie works better if you pretend it's about Dark Knight and Hopeman.
One of the biggest complaints about Man Of Steel was the massive amount of death and destruction Superman caused in his battle with Zod. Apparently Snyder was stung by these comments, and took them to heart. There's still a ton of destruction in Batman V Superman, but not nearly as many casualties. Snyder literally has a news reported comment that the battle is happening after 5pm, when all the workers in downtown Metropolis have gone home for the evening (!). It's such a blatant attempt at deflecting audience criticism it's inadvertently hilarious. I'm surprised that every time Superman hurled Doomsday into a building which subsequently crumbled, he didn't turn to the camera and say, "Not to worry, chums! That building was empty!"
During filming, many fans were concerned with the numerous announcements that the Flash, Aquaman and Cyborg would all be showing up in this already crowded movie. They needn't have worried. The three of them are included in the lamest, most ridiculous way possible. And just how were they included? Wonder Woman sits at her computer and literally clicks on mpegs of them. I kid you not. That's how they were included— spliced in at the last second. Are you fraking kidding me?
One of the biggest complaints about Man Of Steel was the massive amount of death and destruction Superman caused in his battle with Zod. Apparently Snyder was stung by these comments, and took them to heart. There's still a ton of destruction in Batman V Superman, but not nearly as many casualties. Snyder literally has a news reported comment that the battle is happening after 5pm, when all the workers in downtown Metropolis have gone home for the evening (!). It's such a blatant attempt at deflecting audience criticism it's inadvertently hilarious. I'm surprised that every time Superman hurled Doomsday into a building which subsequently crumbled, he didn't turn to the camera and say, "Not to worry, chums! That building was empty!"
During filming, many fans were concerned with the numerous announcements that the Flash, Aquaman and Cyborg would all be showing up in this already crowded movie. They needn't have worried. The three of them are included in the lamest, most ridiculous way possible. And just how were they included? Wonder Woman sits at her computer and literally clicks on mpegs of them. I kid you not. That's how they were included— spliced in at the last second. Are you fraking kidding me?
Back in 2008 Marvel Studios began releasing a series of interconnected films starring several of their major characters, such as Iron Man, Captain America and Thor. At the end of five years, they culminated this plan by taking the characters they'd meticulously introduced and teamed them up in The Avengers. It was the first time a studio had ever done anything like that, and Marvel's patience and carefully constructed worldbuilding paid off in spades, as The Avengers grossed well over a billion dollars worldwide.
Warner Bros. decided they want in on some of that sweet, sweet shared universe money, and the result is the laughably subpar Batman V Superman: Dawn Of Justice. Unlike Marvel though, Warner went about it the opposite way. Instead of setting up their individual heroes and then teaming them up, they decided to team them up first, then worry about showcasing them in their own films later on. As you might expect, the impact is nowhere near the same. There's no thrill in seeing Batman, Superman and Wonder Woman team up when only one of them has been established onscreen (I'm counting this particular Batman as a new character). But hey, potato, po-tah-to, eh? They're just superhero movies. The audience'll lap it up no matter what we put on screen.
According to the website Batman On Film, when Warner Bros. executives saw a rough cut of Batman V Superman, they worried that it might tank at the box office. Not because of the film's poor quality though. No, instead they were concerned that the general public is used to the frothy popcorn movies that Marvel produces, and wouldn't understand Batman V Superman's"deep" and sophisticated story. Heh. I don't think that'll be a problem, guys. Oh, the audience will have trouble understanding your film, but it won't be because it's deep.
I've heard many fans say the critics are being too hard on this film, because it's a big, loud popcorn movie, and you should just turn your brain off and enjoy it. This attitude angers me. A popcorn movie doesn't have to be stupid and poorly written. The aforementioned The Avengers was a popcorn movie, and it was well written, acted and directed. In fact most of Marvel Studio's output has been fun as well as intelligent. They're not mutually exclusive concepts.
In the end it doesn't matter what I or anyone else thinks about this film. Despite its muddled script and the damage it does to the characters' legacies, it'll make billions. After just one week in theaters it had already grossed $500 million worldwide. Imagine all the good that could be done with that kind of money!
Did I say I didn't loathe this film? Maybe I need to rethink that opinion.
SPOILERS, I GUESS!
The Plot:
We start out with a flashback to yet another retelling of Batman's origin story, for the three people on Earth who don't yet know it. Then we get another flashback to the Battle Of Metropolis from Man Of Steel (ugh), in which Superman (played by Henry Cavill) battles Zod, leveling most of the city and killing millions. We see Bruce Wayne (played by Ben Affleck) dodging falling debris as he desperately tries to make it to his Wayne Foundation building and evacuate his employees. Superman destroys the building with his heat vision, causing it to fall and kill everyone inside. Wayne glares up at the reckless Superman with a white hot hatred.
Eighteen months later, many around the world see Superman as a threat, including billionaire industrialist Lex Luthor (played by a horribly miscast Jesse Eisenberg). He knows of a cache of kryptonite inside Zod's world engine at the bottom of the Indian Ocean, and wants it in order to create weapons to stop Superman (never mind how he knows the substance can do this). He approaches Senator June Finch to help clear the red tape involved in recovering the kryptonite, but she refuses to help.
Meanwhile Superman rescues Lois Lane from a terrorist in Africa. He's inexplicably blamed for the massacre, which was secretly staged by Luthor to discredit him.
Bruce Wayne attends a fundraiser at Luthor's mansion, and uses a high tech gadget to copy data from his mainframe. The gadget is stolen by Diana Prince (played by Gal Gadot), a mysterious antiques dealer. Luthor introduces Wayne to Clark Kent, and the two verbally spar for a bit about how dangerous both Batman and Superman are. How clever.
Later Diana returns the gadget to Bruce, saying she only "borrowed" it because it contained a photo of hers that she wanted back. Apparently Ms. Prince doesn't understand how digital photos work. Bruce downloads Luthor's files from the gadget, and sees he's compiling info on other metahumans. He sees the photo of Diana, which is apparently from the upcoming Wonder Woman movie, in Warner Bros. desperate attempt at setting up a DC Cinematic Universe. The photo's dated 1918, proving she's an ageless immortal. He also finds files pertaining to Luthor's experiments with kryptonite.
Bruce then has a weird dream/vision involving Darkseid, in yet another attempt at setting up a shared universe. He wakes up as the Flash's head appears before him. The Flash says, "Lois is the key," whatever that means, then tells Bruce that he must find the others, and then says, "Whoops, I went back too far!" before disappearing. Bruce does everything but look at the camera and say, "That was weird!"
Batman goes to the shipping docks to steal Luthor's kryptonite in the most violent and over the top way possible. He's stopped by Superman, who orders him to stop or he'll snap his neck like he did Zod's. Luthor's henchmen (the ones still alive, that is), get away with the kryptonite.
Senator Finch then holds a Congressional hearing in the Capitol, to discuss what to do about Superman. Right as Finch is declaring how dangerous Superman is, Luthor sets off a bomb that kills everyone. Well, everyone but Superman, of course. He's then blamed for the deaths and goes for a hike in the arctic. There he sees a vision of his idiot father, who tells him a story about how every action has unforeseen consequences or some crap.
Bruce sends Diana the metahuman files from Luthor's computer. She then literally sits and watches a series of YouTube videos of the Flash, Aquaman and Cyborg. This is the brilliant way the film adds these characters to the cast.
Batman steals the kryptonite from Luthor's lab, which makes his earlier murdery attempt pointless. He uses the substance to build an arsenal of weapons, including an armored suit, gas bombs and a kryptonite-tipped spear (?). When Luthor discovers his kryptonite is gone, he goes to his Plan B: entering Zod's abandoned spaceship, which is still inexplicably sitting in the middle of downtown Metropolis. The artificially intelligent ship is somehow still active, and quite accommodating, as it cheerfully takes orders from Luthor. He dumps Zod's corpse into a cesspool in the ship, along with a sample of his own blood. The ship very helpfully combines the DNA of both men to create Doomsday, an unstoppable Superman killing machine.
Luthor then kidnaps Clark's horrible asshole of a mother Martha Kent, and blackmails him by threatening to kill her unless he kills Batman. Instead of snapping his neck like you'd expect this Superman to do, he obeys. Luthor has somehow intuited that Batman used the kryptonite to build anti-Superman weapons, and will be able to kill the Man Of Steel. So is this his Plan C? If so, why'd he need to create Doomsday? Your guess is as good as mine.
Superman then confronts Batman, and the two finally their title fight after what feels like four hours of screen time. The battle doesn't last long though, as Batman weakens Superman with his kryptonite gas bombs. As Superman lays beaten and defeated he gasps, "Save Martha!" Why he would call his own mother "Martha" instead of "Ma" isn't clear. Batman is taken aback my this, as his own mother's name was Martha. Lois appears and tells Batman that Martha is Superman's mother. This causes Batman to come to his senses and realize that Superman isn't the real enemy here. Yep, I sh!t you not— the reason these two titans stop trying to outright murder one another, do a 180º turn and then team up against Luthor is because they both have moms named "Martha." Jesus wept.
Batman goes to save Martha in a veritable orgy of death, violence and destruction, killing several hundred of Luthor's goons. Superman confronts Luthor, who releases Doomsday before scampering off. Doomsday is a gigantic half Kryptonian, half human cave troll, er, I mean alien monster who's completely unstoppable. There's even more destruction of property as Superman and batman battle Doomsday. But no casualties this time, laws no! It's after 5pm, so Metropolis is deserted! So it's OK to knock down buildings this time! Man, I need to go lie down in a dark room. I'm getting one of my sick headaches.
Just as Batman's about to be fried by Doomsday's heat vision, Diana aka Wonder Woman shows up. She's armed with a spear and shield, along with her own cool theme music. She battles Doomsday for a bit as well, until the three "heroes" notice that the harder they fight him, the stronger he gets. Superman retrieves the kryptonite spear and impales Doomsday with it. Doomsday returns the favor by using his bony protrusions to stab Superman in the heart. Oh, the humanity, er, I mean the kryponity.
Luthor's then imprisoned for blowing up the Capitol. For some they shave his head, which totally isn't a thing in prison. Batman visits him in his cell, and Luthor warns him that "someone" is hungry and is coming. I suppose he means Darkseid, but it's never actually stated. Clark is buried in Smallville, while Superman, or I guess his empty coffin, is buried in Metropolis. How they explained that to anyone is left to our imaginations. Bruce and Diana attend Clark's funeral, and he says he plans to form a team of superheroes to protect the world in Superman's absence.
Lois looks down at Clark's coffin, tosses a handful of dirt into the grave and leaves. We see the dirt briefly levitate as we thankfully smash cut to black.
Thoughts:
• Lord, where to start?
• As I stated earlier, elements of this film were based on The Dark Knight Returns
comic. They made a lot of changes though, mainly flipping who takes out who, making this version almost unrecognizable.
See, in the comic, Batman comes out of retirement to fight the escalating crime in Gotham. He defeats the leader of a gang of mutants, they rename themselves the Sons Of Batman and begin violently ridding the city of criminals. The US Government observes these events, and determines that Batman needs to be taken out. They send Superman after him, and the two battle to the death.
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The "Superman Gets Nuked And Then Restored By The Rays Of Our Yellow Sun" scene was pulled pretty much verbatim from the comic though.
• In the obligatory Batman origin story, Jeffrey Dean Morgan plays Bruce's dad Thomas Wayne, while Lauren Cohen plays his mother Martha.
Morgan and Cohen are both currently starring in The Walking Dead.
comic. They made a lot of changes though, mainly flipping who takes out who, making this version almost unrecognizable.
See, in the comic, Batman comes out of retirement to fight the escalating crime in Gotham. He defeats the leader of a gang of mutants, they rename themselves the Sons Of Batman and begin violently ridding the city of criminals. The US Government observes these events, and determines that Batman needs to be taken out. They send Superman after him, and the two battle to the death.
• In the obligatory Batman origin story, Jeffrey Dean Morgan plays Bruce's dad Thomas Wayne, while Lauren Cohen plays his mother Martha.
Morgan and Cohen are both currently starring in The Walking Dead.
• In another flashback, we see Bruce Wayne driving around Metropolis during Superman's battle with Zod, which looks like a thousand World Trade Center disasters. At one point Bruce calls one of his employees and orders everyone to evacuate the building.
First of all, did he really need to do that? Would his employees have just sat at their desks working while the building came down around them?
Secondly, great confusion surrounds the name of the man Bruce calls. Many people think he's screaming "Dad" into the phone, which makes no damned sense, since we just saw his father die in an earlier flashback, and this man looks nothing like Jeffrey Dean Morgan.
He's yelling "Jack!" into the phone, not "Dad."
• What exactly was Luthor's plan in this film? Apparently he hates Superman and feels he's a threat to the world. To that end, he concocts Plan A, a convoluted way to obtain a sample of kryptonite, which he wants to turn into anti-Superman weapons.
Then when Batman steals the kryptonite from him (to do the exact same thing with it), he comes up with Plan B: using Zod's ship to create Doomsday. Presumably he intends for him to kill Superman. What he's going to do with Doomsday after that happens is unclear.
But then he also has a Plan C that he enacts before he puts Plan B into motion. He kidnaps Martha Kent and blackmails Superman into killing Batman. But he assumes Batman has created kryptonite weapons, and will kill Superman for him.
There may even be a Plan D, as he seems to be trying to kill Superman so that there'll be no opposition when Darkseid arrives.
Note that I think this is what Luthor's various plans were, based on what I was able to piece together from viewing the film and reading about it online. I'm not sure though, as the muddled script never clearly states any of this.
• Lois Lane interviews a terrorist at his African compound. Several things here:
An unnamed (but confirmed) Jimmy Olsen is the photographer assigned to her. One of the terrorist's thugs exposes the film in Jimmy's camera to protect his boss' anonymity. So Jimmy still uses a film camera? What year is this?
One of the terrorist's henchmen is Anatoli Knyazev, who's secretly working for Luthor. In the comics, Knyazev is the villain known as the KGBeast. He's seemingly killed by Batman late in the film, but don't be surprised if he returns in a sequel.
Luthor's men then kill everyone in the terrorist's compound. Superman then arrives to save Lois, and for some reason is blamed for this entire sorry incident. Apparently this entire operation was engineered by Luthor to discredit Superman. The thing is, at this point in the film Superman is already hated by the public, so I really don't understand why Luthor bothered. Did anyone proofread this script before they filmed it?
I also don't understand why everyone's so upset about this incident. A known terrorist and his thugs were killed. Who cares if some terrorist blood was spilled? Isn't our government currently doing its best to kill every member of ISIS on the planet? That's what we want, right? To wipe out terrorism wherever it rears its ugly head?
And why does everyone think Superman killed this terrorist cell, when their bodies were all riddled with Luthor's special bullets? Do they think Superman got tired of snapping necks, and picked up a machine gun for a change?
• Near the beginning of the film we see Metropolis has a memorial to the battle in Man Of Steel, complete with a wall listing the names of those who Superman killed, er, I mean who perished in the disaster.
The memorial features a giant statue of Superman who's… reaching out to help, I guess. Unfortunately the way the hand is sculpted, it looks a lot like he's flipping off those beneath him. I'm not kidding.
Secondly, why the hell is there a memorial to Superman in the first place? Aren't people afraid of him? Don't they blame him for the death and destruction? He caused billions, if not trillions of dollars worth of property damage. So who would pay for such a boondoggle?
• The film has a very vague sense of place. The characters seemed to flit back and forth between Metropolis and Gotham in what seemed like minutes. Seconds, even. It wasn't until later I found out that the two cities are supposedly right next to one another! That's right, Gotham is visible from Metropolis, lying just across the bay. The movie does such a poor job of depicting this that I honestly didn't realize it until I read it online.
This twin cities concept inadvertently makes Clark Kent look like an idiot. He attends a party at Luthor's mansion, and when Bruce Wayne arrives he says, "Who's that!?" If Metropolis really is right next door to Gotham, how the hell can he not know what Bruce looks like? It's not like he's some Hughesian recluse, he's a billionaire celebrity!
• Zack Snyder seems to have a fetish for filming spent shell casings falling to the ground in slow motion. It happens at least five times during the film.
• In the Batcave we see Robin's vandalized costume, implying the Joker killed him, implying this is why this particular Batman is such a hard case. Honestly I thought it was one of Batman's costumes. There was certainly nothing Robin-esque about it. I only found out who's costume it was while researching the film online.
• In the Christopher Reeves Superman films, he plays Clark Kent as… well, as a mild-mannered reporter, complete with slumped shoulders and slicked back hair. It's an amazing performance, as his Clark really did seem like a completely different person. He made Clark's elaborate disguise that consisted of nothing but a pair of glasses seem plausible.
Here Henry Cavill plays Clark exactly the same way he plays Superman. Interesting choice! Best of all, no one seems to notice!
• This particular version of Batman literally brands the criminals he catches with his logo (!). We're later told that such a brand is a virtual death sentence in prison, as apparently the other inmates will kill the brandee.
Why this would happen, I have no idea. There is a prison hierarchy, and child molesters are typically at the bottom and are looked down upon and beaten by other inmates. But I don't get why they'd care if another prisoner had a bat brand. Does getting caught by Batman make the criminal profession look bad?
It's never stated in the film, but it's possible that maybe Batman is only branding the lowest of the low, like human traffickers, as he does here. Maybe the other criminals see someone with the brand an know they're bad news? I feel like this explanation is giving the movie too much credit, as I probably spent more time thinking about this issue than the writers.
• Let's look at Clark Kent's job performance at the Daily Planet, shall we? He wants to write a story about Batman's brutality in Gotham. Perry White says no, and tells him to write about a local football game instead. Clark refuses, writes the story he was told not to write, and doesn't write the one he was told to.
He then disappears from his desk for days at a time, much to Perry's chagrin. How the hell does Clark still have a job?
It's probably also time Clark got a new job in the comics and movies. Newspapers were thriving in 1938 when the Superman comic premiered, but these days… oy, not so much. It's a part of the mythos that definitely needs an update.
• Several times during the movie, Batman has bizarre dreams that are sort of precognitive, but not really. Because having dreams about the future is something he's done in the comics for decades, right? Right? No? My bad.
First he dreams about falling into a cave as a child, as bats swirl around him and lift him into the air (!). I assume he's dreaming about a semi real event from his past, which is how he decided to adopt the bat motif here? Maybe?
Then in the most elaborate dream, he's in some Mad Max post apocalyptic world that's literally branded with Darkseid's omega logo. But then Superman is there, supposedly having taken over the world, and there are all these troops with his logo on their arms, and then a bunch of Darkseid's Parademons appear and fly off with soldiers. Are they hinting that Darkseid's going to resurrect Superman and they'll team up? If that's the plan, then well done, but for now it's just needlessly confusing, and seemingly included as an excuse for Batman and Superman to kill more people.
• After Batman dreams about Darkseid, the Flash suddenly sticks his head through his keyboard as he reaches into the past to warn him about the future. It's an odd and very confusing scene, especially if you don't know the mysterious head talking into Batman's chest supposedly belongs to the Flash. And why should we know who he is? We've never seen this particular version of the Flash before, and he doesn't identify itself. I imagine most audiences were completely baffled by the whole thing.
This scene is very similar to one in the Crisis On Infinite Earth comic miniseries, in which the Flash runs so fast he goes back in time and tries to warn Batman of an impending disaster before disintegrating.
• Senator Finch holds a Congressional hearing on Superman. Among those testifying is Wallace Keefe, a man who lost his legs in the Battle Of Metropolis (!). He sits in a wheelchair given to him by Lex Luthor, that secretly contains a bomb which blows up the Capitol.
Many are wondering why Superman didn't detect the bomb in the wheelchair. Eh, I'm willing to give them this one. We saw the courtroom audience getting screened for weapons before they entered, so why should he scan anyone with his powers if they're clean?
Plus we don't know how his powers work anyway. Maybe his super-hearing and x-ray vision aren't always "on."
• Diana "borrows" Bruce's hard drive skimmer so she can go through Luthor's files. She says Luthor has a photo of her on his drive that doesn't belong to him. Once she's done with the skimmer, she gives it back to Bruce. Oddly enough she didn't erase the photo, because Bruce finds it, sees it's dated 1918, and realizes she's immortal.
Um… none of that makes the least bit of sense. She stole a copy of Luthor's hard drive to get her photo back, but she doesn't delete it before giving the drive back to Batman, and the original file is safe and sound back in his mansion. I guess living on Paradise Island as she does, Wonder Woman doesn't understand how digital photography or computer files work.
By the way, the photo in question is dated 1918, and shows her in her full Wonder Woman Amazonian gear, looking just as she does today. Note the man to the left of her— that's Steve Trevor, played by actor Chris Pine. He's starring in the upcoming Wonder Woman film.
• As I mentioned earlier, the future members of the Justice League are included in the film in the most jaw dropingly stupid way imaginable— as email attachments from Batman to Wonder Woman. We actually get to watch Wonder Woman review video footage of these three superheroes. Thrilling!
Note that the metahuman files on Luthor's computer are all branded with the appropriate logos! Did Luthor design those himself? If so he's not a bad graphic designer!
• After the disaster at the Capitol, Clark decides to clear his mind with a hike to the arctic. I thought maybe they were going to include Superman's Fortress Of Solitude here, but no. That's a beloved part of the Superman mythos, and we can't have that!
Instead Clark sees a vision of his idiot dead dad. Pa Kent is stacking rocks, trying to build… I don't know, some sort of outdoor grill or something. As you know, one of my many problems with Man Of Steel was Pa Kent's horrible advice, in which he told young Clark it was better to let a school bus full of kids die rather than reveal his powers to the world (!).
Pa's advice hasn't improved even in death. Here he tells Clark a story about how when he was a boy, he worked hard to protect the family farm from a flood, only to find out that the water just went downstream and destroyed a bunch of horses at the Lang farm. Com-O-Dee! I think he's trying to say that our actions always have unforeseen consequences, so… it's better to do nothing I guess?
Pa then tells Clark he misses him. Well, maybe if he wasn't such a moron and would have let Clark save him in the previous film, he'd still be alive.
Note that the metahuman files on Luthor's computer are all branded with the appropriate logos! Did Luthor design those himself? If so he's not a bad graphic designer!
• After the disaster at the Capitol, Clark decides to clear his mind with a hike to the arctic. I thought maybe they were going to include Superman's Fortress Of Solitude here, but no. That's a beloved part of the Superman mythos, and we can't have that!
Instead Clark sees a vision of his idiot dead dad. Pa Kent is stacking rocks, trying to build… I don't know, some sort of outdoor grill or something. As you know, one of my many problems with Man Of Steel was Pa Kent's horrible advice, in which he told young Clark it was better to let a school bus full of kids die rather than reveal his powers to the world (!).
Pa's advice hasn't improved even in death. Here he tells Clark a story about how when he was a boy, he worked hard to protect the family farm from a flood, only to find out that the water just went downstream and destroyed a bunch of horses at the Lang farm. Com-O-Dee! I think he's trying to say that our actions always have unforeseen consequences, so… it's better to do nothing I guess?
Pa then tells Clark he misses him. Well, maybe if he wasn't such a moron and would have let Clark save him in the previous film, he'd still be alive.
• Ma Kent's advice to Clark isn't much better. After one of the many disasters caused by Superman, she tells her son, "Be their hero. Be their angel. Be their monument. Be anything they need you to be. Or be none of it. You don't owe this world a thing. You never did."
Jesus Jetskiing Christ! Awesome advice there, Ma! You do realize that this planet is Superman's adopted home now, right? He owes EVERYTHING to this world! His planet exploded, for frak's sake! This planet welcomed him into its open arms and saved his life. God forbid he should lift a finger to save it. He should just sit back and watch as it's ravaged by natural disasters and aliens. I'm sure everything will work out alright without him. In fact, he should take from his adopted homeland. Take and take and take as much as he wants and never give a single thing back. That's the American Way these days, right?
You know, any second I expect Ma Kent's face plate to pop off, revealing she and Pa Kent are both androids being controlled by Lex Luthor. At least then there'd be a good reason for the horrible, horrible parenting advice they've given to their walking nuclear bomb of a son.
• All through the film we see actual news reporters and celebrities reporting on Superman and Batman. Among these are Anderson Cooper, Nancy Grace, Neil DeGrasse-Tyson, Charlie Rose and Soledad O'Brien.
I'm assuming this was done to give the film some verisimilitude, but for some reason it always yanks me right out of the movie. When I see a real journalist in a film I don't think, "Wow, this is really happening," I think, "Huh. I wonder how much they paid him to be in this film."
Plus once you see one of these "journalists" talking about Superman in a movie like this, it makes it hard to take them seriously afterward.
• The "Superman As Christ" theme is alive and well in Batman V Superman. Look at him hovering there above that poor flood victim, as his head is framed halo-like by the sun. He hangs there like that for a good thirty seconds, waiting for her to desperately reach out for him, I guess. Less posing and more saving, Superman!
• When I first saw the trailer I scoffed at the idea that Batman could build a suit that could stop Superman. Now of course we know how it's possible— Batman cheated and weakened Superman with kryptonite.
I like the design of the Armored Anti-Superman Bat Suit quite a bit, and it looks a lot like the one from The Dark Knight Returns. There's just one problem with it— just like in the comic, it features a goddamned cape! A cape that Superman could easily grab, and use to hurl you to into the sun.
• I already mentioned the monumentally stupid reason why Batman and Superman stop fighting, kiss and make up— because their mothers are both named "Martha." Did you get that? Not because they realized their battle was endangering innocents, not because they realized they were being duped by Luthor, but because their moms have the same name. Bravo! Author, author!
• At one point we see Wonder Woman boarding a plane, trying to stuff her carryon bag into the overhead compartment. I guess this version of Wonder Woman doesn't have her own invisible airplane. Anyway, she sees news footage of the Superman/Batman/Doomsday scuffle on TV.
We then see her jump into the fray, dressed in her Wonder Woman armor, complete with a shield and large spear. So… did she have the shield and sword in her carryon luggage? How'd she get all that through the TSA?
Hey, don't accuse me of being pedantic! These movies want to be as "realistic" as possible, so I think it's a fair question. You can't be realistic and comic booky at the same time. It's one or the other!
Maybe this Wonder Woman spins around like the TV version and her weapons magically appear?
We then see her jump into the fray, dressed in her Wonder Woman armor, complete with a shield and large spear. So… did she have the shield and sword in her carryon luggage? How'd she get all that through the TSA?
Hey, don't accuse me of being pedantic! These movies want to be as "realistic" as possible, so I think it's a fair question. You can't be realistic and comic booky at the same time. It's one or the other!
Maybe this Wonder Woman spins around like the TV version and her weapons magically appear?
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| "They have a cave troll!" |
• As pretty much everyone and their dog has pointed out by now, the Doomsday design looks for all intents and purposes like the Cave Troll from The Fellowship Of The Ring. I can also see a bit of the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in there as well.
I have no idea why they didn't use the design from the comic. It was perfectly fine and could have easily been adapted into live action.
• Batman honestly isn't much use against Doomsday, even after weakening him with kryptonite. Doomsday corners Batman in the Batmobile, and is about to blast him with his heat vision, when Wonder Woman jumps in and deflects his attack. Hooray!
We then get the big trailer moment, as Superman gapes at Wonder Woman for a second, then turns to Batman and says, "Is she with you?" Batman replies, "I thought she was with you."
Wait a minute... earlier in the film Batman saw the 1918 photo of Wonder Woman, decked out in the same costume she wears here. So he knows she was active as far back as WWI. So why the hell would he think she was affiliated with Superman in any way?
Just another example of the care and detail put into the script by the screen writers!
• Batman honestly isn't much use against Doomsday, even after weakening him with kryptonite. Doomsday corners Batman in the Batmobile, and is about to blast him with his heat vision, when Wonder Woman jumps in and deflects his attack. Hooray!
We then get the big trailer moment, as Superman gapes at Wonder Woman for a second, then turns to Batman and says, "Is she with you?" Batman replies, "I thought she was with you."
Wait a minute... earlier in the film Batman saw the 1918 photo of Wonder Woman, decked out in the same costume she wears here. So he knows she was active as far back as WWI. So why the hell would he think she was affiliated with Superman in any way?
Just another example of the care and detail put into the script by the screen writers!
• Once again we get a Superman film in which Lex Luthor doesn't become bald until the very end. At the end of Superman The Movie, Gene Hackman's Luthor whips off his wig, revealing he's bald underneath.
• Superman dies while ridding the world of Doomsday. Surprisingly he doesn't snap his neck, but simply stabs him in the chest with a kryptonite spear.
So why didn't he give the spear to Wonder Woman? She appears to be close to Superman's strength level, and she wouldn't be weakened by the kryptonite. He died for nothing!
• After Superman dies, we see Clark Kent's funeral in Smallville. So did Martha Kent request that Clark's body not be embalmed? Because I don't think a mortician could cut open a Kryptonian's body even in death.
• Clark gets buried in Smallville's cemetery, while Superman is buried in Metropolis. We know for a fact Clark's body is in the casket in Smallville. So who or what's in Superman's? Is it empty?
Maybe Batman told everyone that Superman was vaporized by Doomsday?
• In the final scene, Lois tosses a handful of dirt into Clark's grave. The dirt lands on top of the casket, then levitates slightly as the film fades to black.
Obviously this is meant to suggest that Superman's isn't really dead, of course. It's a given that all comic book characters treat death like a bad head cold, but c'mon! This scene totally negates any slight emotion his "death" may have brought to the movie, making the whole thing pointless. Why kill off a character if they're not even going to stay dead for the entire movie? At least let the audience believe he's dead for more than five minutes before bringing him back to life.
Batman V Superman: Dawn Of Justice is a dour, muddled mess of a film, that mashes together two famous comic stories in a desperate attempt at setting up a DC Movie Universe just like Marvel's. It's slightly better than the awful Man Of Steel, but not much. I give it a C+.
So why didn't he give the spear to Wonder Woman? She appears to be close to Superman's strength level, and she wouldn't be weakened by the kryptonite. He died for nothing!
• After Superman dies, we see Clark Kent's funeral in Smallville. So did Martha Kent request that Clark's body not be embalmed? Because I don't think a mortician could cut open a Kryptonian's body even in death.
• Clark gets buried in Smallville's cemetery, while Superman is buried in Metropolis. We know for a fact Clark's body is in the casket in Smallville. So who or what's in Superman's? Is it empty?
Maybe Batman told everyone that Superman was vaporized by Doomsday?
• In the final scene, Lois tosses a handful of dirt into Clark's grave. The dirt lands on top of the casket, then levitates slightly as the film fades to black.
Obviously this is meant to suggest that Superman's isn't really dead, of course. It's a given that all comic book characters treat death like a bad head cold, but c'mon! This scene totally negates any slight emotion his "death" may have brought to the movie, making the whole thing pointless. Why kill off a character if they're not even going to stay dead for the entire movie? At least let the audience believe he's dead for more than five minutes before bringing him back to life.
Batman V Superman: Dawn Of Justice is a dour, muddled mess of a film, that mashes together two famous comic stories in a desperate attempt at setting up a DC Movie Universe just like Marvel's. It's slightly better than the awful Man Of Steel, but not much. I give it a C+.