Marvel's Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. Season 4, Episode 9: Broken Promises
Hey, Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. is back!I didn't expect the show to be back so soon, and would have missed it if I hadn't accidentally seen a mention of it online the day it aired. There's usually a two to...
View ArticleThis Week In The World's Greatest Police Sketches
This week the Toronto Police Service is searching for two suspects— a man and a woman— who robbed an area Home Depot. The suspects allegedly left the store with several stolen items, got into a scuffle...
View ArticleIt Came From The Cineplex: Underworld: Blood Wars
Hey guys, it's that time of year again! The January/February Film Dumping Ground! Yes, it's that magical time of the year when the major studios burn off all the celluloid bombs they didn't dare...
View ArticleHow Do You Solve A Problem Like My Leia?
This week Disney and Lucasfilm officials met in secret to try and decide how to proceed with the upcoming Star Wars films, in the wake of the untimely death of actress Carrie Fisher.Possible Mild...
View ArticleLife With Max Update: The Dog Bed
Late last year I babysat my friend's dog Max for three weeks. You can read about his adventures at my house here.Max is back at his own house now. Here's a shot of him sitting in his little sister...
View ArticleIt Came From The Cineplex: The Bye Bye Man
Hey guys, it's finally here! It's The January/February Film Dumping Ground! Yes, it's that magical time of the year when the major studios burn off all the celluloid bombs they didn't dare release...
View ArticleThings That Happened On Earth This Week: 1/18/17
DATELINE: VANCOUVER, B.C.— This week Mengfa International, which is apparently some sort of business concern in Canada, sued the Vancouver Building Council for refusing to let them build a Moby Dick's...
View ArticleMarvel's Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. Season 4, Episode 10: The Patriot
This week on Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. we finally learn the shocking secret behind Director Mace and his ever-present metal briefcase. I didn't know he had a shocking secret, but there you go.We also get...
View ArticleBurn, Baby, Burn
When Donald John Trump is sworn in tomorrow as th elolk[wf@∞∞¡e mfwª•–dolloc...I'm sorry, I lost all control of my fingers there for a second. Let me take a big swig from my flask and try that...
View ArticlePublic Service Announcement!
Just a friendly bit of advice– if for some reason you decide to google the upcoming film xXx, be sure to included the subtitle "Return Of Xander Cage" in your search. Especially if you're at work!
View ArticleIt Came From The Cineplex: Hidden Figures
I review a lot of movies here at Bob Canada's BlogWorld, and the vast, vast majority of them are utter crap. In fact, most of them aren't worth the few cents worth of power it takes to project them...
View ArticleIt Stinks!
A couple weeks ago I wrote a post about the fact that Sony's doing a "Sh*t Happens" joke on the poster for The Emoji Movie, their upcoming CGI children's film.There've been a couple of developments...
View ArticleMarvel's Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. Season 4, Episode 11: Wake Up
Sorry, guys, but reviews are all gonna be late this week. Sometimes these things happen.This week Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. continues to barrel through its storylines at a breakneck pace. As I've said...
View ArticleWe're Very Near The End Of Civilization: Spencer's Gifts
Welcome to a new feature here at Bob Canada's BlogWorld, called "We're Very Near The End Of Civilization," in which I'll be examining and spotlighting the many, many ways in which our once proud...
View ArticleThe Flash Season 3, Episode 10: Borrowing Problems From The Future
Sorry this week's review is so late, but it was unavoidable. My local The CW station decided, in their infinite wisdom, to pre-empt The Flash and Legends Of Tomorrow this week to air a goddamned...
View ArticleAnti Christmas Creep?
Back on November 8, 2016, I wrote that I spotted the first Xmas tree of the season in the window of a house in my neighborhood. That was almost two full months before Xmas, which seemed wayyyyy to...
View ArticleLegends Of Tomorrow Season 2, Episode 9: Raiders Of The Lost Art
Sorry this week's review is so late, but it was unavoidable. My local The CW station decided, in their infinite wisdom, to pre-empt The Flash and Legends Of Tomorrow this week to air a goddamned...
View ArticleWe're Living In The Darkest Timeline: Immigration
"Welcome to Glorious Leader Trump's America!""Before you enter, we just need to ask you a couple of questions. Do you practice one of the "good" religions?""No? Oh, dear. Welp, don't let the door hit...
View ArticleThe Return Of The Title Awakens And Strikes Back!
As all of fandom knows, Star Wars: The Force Awakens, also known as Episode VII, premiered in 2015 to thunderous applause, grossing over $2 BILLION dollars worldwide.This week director Rian Johnson...
View ArticleIt Came From The Cineplex: Split
Split was written and directed by M. Night Shyamalan.Shyamalan previously wrote and directed The Sixth Sense, Unbreakable, Signs, The Village, Lady In The Water, The Happening, The Last Airbender,...
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