Fifty Shades Of Hay
The film Fifty Shades Of Grey continues to take the box office by storm, racking up an astonishing $400 million dollars worldwide in its first two weeks alone.Based on the novel by author E.L. James,...
View ArticleThis Is Not Logical
Damn, Daamn, DAAAMN!I stopped writing celebrity obituaries in my blog a few years ago, but I'm making an exception in this case. By now you've all heard the news that Leonard Nimoy, TV's Mr. Spock, had...
View ArticleThe Walking Dead Season 5, Episode 9: What Happened And What's Going On
Welp, The Walking Dead's back after it's two month (give or take a day) winter hiatus. It's an old refrain by now, but I am still not a fan of these self-imposed split seasons. It's tough to build...
View ArticleSweet Emotion
Have you seen the trailer for Disney/Pixar's upcoming animated opus Inside Out yet? If so, you no doubt noticed they use Aerosmith's Sweet Emotion as the trailer's soundtrack. It's an awesome song,...
View ArticleThe Flash Season 1, Episode 13: The Nuclear Man
This week The Flash takes a break from its usual "Barry vs a supervillain" format and focuses mainly on Firestorm.I don't mind them adding Firestorm to the show, but it still seems odd to devote so...
View ArticleThunder Struck
So I'm watching The Avengers again last night, and something occurred to me— why is Thor called the God Of Thunder? Thunder god? Some hero! What the hell good is thunder? I suppose he could use it to...
View ArticleThis Week In Odd Supermarket Sightings
A couple of years ago I went on one of my patented, crowd-pleasing rants about Big Cereal's insidious new practice of surreptitiously shrinking their product boxes while keeping the price the same.I...
View ArticleThunder Struck
So I'm watching The Avengers again last night, and something occurred to me— why is Thor called the God Of Thunder? Thunder god? Some hero! What the hell good is thunder? I suppose he could use it to...
View ArticleMarvel's Agent Carter Season 1, Episode 6: A Sin To Err
This week's episode of Agent Carter wasn't quite as exciting as the previous outing with the Howling Commandos, but there was still plenty going on as it ably set up the season (series?)...
View ArticleThe Walking Dead Season 5, Episode 12: Remember
As I predicted last week, this episode marks a new direction for The Walking Dead that'll change it forever, as Team Rick finally finds a safe haven. Well, sort of safe. As safe as anything can be in...
View ArticleIf You See Something, Say Something!
This week popular bourgeois pizza restaurant Domino's launched brand new social program.Domino's Leadership has designed glorious new logo to honor Motherland. Unfortunately, certain capitalist dog...
View ArticleMarvel's Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. Season 2, Episode 11: Aftershocks
Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. is finally back from its three month-long vacation. Would that we could all take off that much time each year!This episode marks a turning point in the series, as it moves in a...
View ArticleIt Came From The Video Store: Snowpiercer
Snowpiercer was written by Bong Joon-ho and Kelly Masterson, and directed by Bong Joon-ho.Bong previously directed The Host (the one about the giant mutant fish monster, not the horrible Stephanie...
View ArticleHappy Valentine's Day, I Suppose
I have little or no use for this miserable excuse for a made up greeting card company holiday, but without it our nation's economy would probably collapse between Christmas shopping seasons, so I...
View ArticleIt Came From The Cineplex: Jupiter Ascending
Believe it or not, we're still in the annual Beginning Of The Year Film Dumping Ground Season! Yes, it's that magical time of year where the studios burn off all the celluloid dogs they didn't dare...
View ArticleNever Tell Me The Odds
This week actor Harrison Ford was injured after crash-landing his WWII-era plane onto a Los Angeles golf course.The seventy two year old Ford suffered multiple gashes to his head, as well as a broken...
View ArticleSuper Suit
This week CBS began filming the pilot for their Supergirl series. It stars Melissa Benoist as Supergirl. Benoist previously starred in Glee. Oddly enough, The Flash's Grant Gustin is also a Glee alum....
View ArticleStamp Out Daylight Savings Time!
Once again it's that magical time of year when I'm forced against my will to get up at 4:30 AM and pretend it's 5:30 AM. Daylight Savings Time. How I loathe it.I'll bet if you asked any of our current...
View ArticleThe Walking Dead Season 5, Episode 13: Forget
This week on The Walking Dead, Sasha can't adjust, Daryl bonds with the unlikeliest person possible, Rick begins plotting to conquer Alexandria as well as his neighbor's wife, the supporting cast is...
View ArticleI Ain't Afraid Of No Vacuum Cleaner!
In a surprising announcement, this week Sony pictures revealed they're planning yet anotherGhostbusters reboot, this one to feature an all-dog team of paranormal exterminators.The film will reportedly...
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