Separated At Birth? (White Locks Edition)
Who wore it best? Carol or Geralt?Seems like it's becoming a trend in sci-fi/fantasy properties.Â
View ArticlePinched!
Went to Hobby Lobby yesterday, and saw a lady employee there wearing a pair of pince-nez glasses. You know, the kind with no stems that just clamp onto your nose, as seen above. I actually did a double...
View ArticleRIP Star Trek
Welp, it's official. Star Trek is dead.Last week I posted that the latest Trek series, Strange New Worlds, was pumping out a musical episode, of all things. One in which the crew is hit with a space...
View ArticleMystery Spot
As proof that the universe is even stranger than we could ever possibly imagine, last week the new James Webb Space Telescope was scanning the heavens and discovered a previously unseen galaxy— that's...
View ArticleThe Eleventh One's Free!
I've been trying to steer clear of mentioning our former embarrassment-in-chief here on my blog, but I couldn't help myself this time.I'm actually torn on this matter. On the one hand, it's nice to...
View ArticleThe Flash Season 9, Episode 12: A New World, Part Three
Virtue? Virtue?! VIRTUE?!?!?!?!This week on The Flash, we're in the endgame now, as we've come to the penultimate episode of the series. Only one more to go!Sadly, A New World has turned out to be a...
View ArticleRIP Tony Stark
Thanks to the five year time jump seen in Avengers: Endgame, Marvel fans with WAYYYY more time than me have determined that today's the day Tony Stark snapped his fingers, saved the universe from...
View ArticleThis Is Heavy, Doc!
A company with the incredibly imaginative name of Factory Entertainment is currently selling a high-end Back To The Future Flux Capacitor prop. It's a 1/1 replica, and features authentic lights and...
View ArticleMultiverse Of Blandness
Last month a new series called The Irrational debuted on NBC, which is apparently still a thing. According to the publicity blurb, the show centers on Alec Mercer, a world-renowned professor of...
View ArticleThe Shrink-O-Tron Strikes Again: Campbell's Homestyle Soups
Welp, it's back! As if our country's rampant inflation wasn't already bad enough, it seems the dreaded Shrink-O-Tron has struck the soup aisle.I've been buying various types of Campbell's Homestyle...
View Article"Ah, Just One More Thing..."
 This week I found out that back in 1974, there was apparently a Columbo board game, based on the popular TV show of the same name.Presumably this was a Clue-like game, which involved one player...
View ArticleDoctor Who Cares Anymore?
As regular readers of my blog (all six of you) know, I used to be a HUGE Doctor Who fan. I dutifully watched both the old and new series, and bought tons of merch from the show. That all ended in 2017,...
View ArticleThe Flash, Season 9, Episode 13: A New World, Part Four
At long, long last, I finally posted this review! I bet you all thought it was never gonna happen! Me too! I've no excuse for it being literally months late, other than it was so bad I literally had to...
View ArticleXmas Relic
It's the Holiday Season, so you know what that means— it's time for tons of overpriced and bizarre Xmas ornaments to line the shelves of your local Hallmark store! Let's see what offerings they have...
View ArticleI've Got A Lot Of Problems With You People!
Hey guys, Festivus is finally here!During this hectic time of the year, I hope you'll all pause for a moment and think about the true reason for the season. Festivus is a time for quiet contemplation...
View ArticleDeath Wish
Today I found out that "Cute Snowman Holding A Candle That Will Surely Kill Him" is apparently a popular sub-genre of holiday clip art.
View ArticleThe Overcommercialization Of Life Day
Ah, it's the Christmas Season once again! And because I apparently have deep seated self-loathing issues, I recently re-watched (yes, RE-watched) the infamous Star Wars Holiday Special.Terabytes have...
View ArticleCelebrity Deaths 2023 Part Two
As it is every year, Death just can't seem to take a holiday— not even with the pandemic seemingly over. Or is it surging again? I honestly can't keep track of it anymore.Once again we see that neither...
View ArticleGood Riddance To Bad Rubbish, 2023 Edition!
It's that time again, when we all say a welcome "Good Riddance" to the current corn-studded turd of a year.I dunno about anyone else, but I won't be sad to see 2023 go. It was a particularly bad year...
View ArticleDon't Touch That Dial!
I'm back! Kind of.If you're a loyal reader of my blog, you may have noticed I haven't posted anything for a while. Over a month now, in fact. I haven't abandoned it (yet)— I just decided to take some...
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