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M-O-O-N, That Spells "I'm Cautiously Optimistic"
For the past five years now, I've been occasionally blogging about the Hollywood film adaptation of The Stand, based on the Stephen King book of the same name.You can read those previous posts here, if...
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Reverse The Polarity Of The Urine Flow
So I was watching clips of classic Doctor Who on YouTube today, and this happened:In this clip from the episode The Time Monster, we see the Third Doctor and Jo Grant are inside the TARDIS. Note that...
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Run, O.J., Run!
A couple weeks ago O.J. Simpson (who's apparently out of prison) announced he was joining Twitter. In a recorded message, The Juice said "It should be a lot of fun," and that he had a "little gettin'...
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The Flash Season 5, Episode 20: Gone Rogue
This week on The Flash we get another drawn-out filler episode, as the show nears its season finale. The entire plot involves obtaining a special gun that can defeat Cicada II (something that should...
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Bosses From The Eighth Circle Of Hell: Chough
Man, it's been AGES since I've posted one of these! Time to rectify that immediately, with a brand-spanking new Bosses From The Eighth Circle Of Hell post!Throughout my career I've prided myself on...
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R.I.P. MoviePass (For Real This Time!)
Longtime readers of Bob Canada's Blogworld know all about my experience last year with MoviePass, the beleaguered theater subscription service. To refresh your memory: I signed up for MoviePass in May...
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Out, Out, Damned Outage!
I intended to upload several posts last night, but Time-Warner Cable, my wonderful, wonderful internet provider, had other ideas for my evening. My internet service was down for a full twenty four...
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What Happened To The Art Of Movie Poster Design: Spider-Man: Far From Home...
Man, the hits, er, I mean the horribly designed movie posters just keep comin.' I don't know what the hell's going on, but so far Summer 2019 has a been an absolute goldmine of god-awful lobby...
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It Came From The Cineplex: The Dead Don't Die
The Dead Don't Die was written and directed by Jim Jarmusch. Jarmusch previously wrote You Are Not I. He wrote and directed Permanent Vacation, Stranger than Paradise, Down By Law, Mystery Train, Night...
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Stick A Fork In It
I find it ironic that Target's currently charging $13 bucks for a Forky figure from Disney/Pixar's latest blockbuster Toy Story 4. An action figure made from a plastic utensil and common arts &...
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R.I.P. Ross Perot
R.I.P. Ross Perot, who died this week at age 89.If I'm being honest, I was surprised to find out he was still alive up to now. I'm even more surprised to find out he was only 89. He seemed that old...
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I Bet They Still Can't Hit Anything
This week Disney & Lucasfilm revealed a sneak peak of a new character from their upcoming Star Wars: The Rise Of Skywalker: The Sith Trooper!Hmm. OK, admittedly it's a striking design. But when you...
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The Flash Season 5, Episode 21: The Girl With The Red Lightning
Welcome to the penultimate episode of The Flash Season 5!Overall this is a "setup" episode, as spends its runtime arranging the pieces around the board for next week's season finale. Of course this...
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What Happened To The Art Of Movie Poster Design: Dark Phoenix— An Actual Good...
For the past couple of months I've been obsessively complaining about the sorry state of current movie poster design. 99% of it is pure, undiluted crap that would embarrass a first year art student....
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Where No Orville Has Gone Before
This week at the San Diego Comic-Con, Seth MacFarlane announced that his Star Trek tribute series The Orville would be jumping from Fox over to Hulu. The move came as quite a surprise, considering the...
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Happy 60th Birthday To Plan 9 From Outer Space!
Happy 60th Anniversary to Ed Wood's timeless masterpiece, Plan 9 From Outer Space. It premiered on July 22, 1959.Over the years, Plan 9 has gained the reputation of being "The Worst Movie Ever Made."...
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Not-So-Modern Art
Recently I was going through boxes of old photos & papers at my parents' house, and I found this. It's the earliest known drawing by me! According to the writing on the back, I created this...
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It Came From The Cineplex: Midsommar
Midsommar was written and directed by Ari Aster. Aster previously wrote & directed Hereditary.It's hard to believe that Midsommar is only Aster's second theatrical film! If I didn't know better,...
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Where No Divorce Lawyer Has Gone Before
Back in January of this year, I reviewed The Orville episode All The World Is Birthday Cake.In that post, I noted the happy news that actors Adrianne Palicki (who plays Kelly) and Scott Grimes (who...
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Trump Sucks— Literally!
Sigh...When I first saw this image, I thought for sure it was a bit from The Onion or some similar parody site. Sadly, it's all too real. You can see it over on the official trump website.So trump, the...
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