The Orville Interactive Fan Experience
This week UK software development company Messy Desk Interactive released The Orville Interactive Fan Experience.It's a comprehensive 3D recreation of The Orville's titular spacecraft. Players can...
View ArticleI Give Up
A couple years ago, whenever there was a mass shooting here in the U.S. I would repost two different blog entries. One was about a company who manufactured flags that were permanently at half mast, in...
View ArticleThe Orville Interactive Fan Experience UPDATE!
Today I was playing around with The Orville Interactive Fan Experience game, and I finally figured out how to fly the ship (I know, I'm slow). I also discovered how to change the camera to an exterior...
View ArticleIt Came From The Cineplex: Crawl
Crawl was written by Michael Rasmussen and Shawn Rasmussen. It was directed by Alexandre Aja.As you might have guessed, the Rasmussens are brothers as well as working partners. They previously wrote...
View ArticleThe Flash Season 5, Episode 22: Legacy
It's the Season 5 finale of The Flash! Usually this is the point where I say, "Wow, it sure doesn't seem like it's been X amount of seasons!" I'm not gonna say that this time, as this season seemed to...
View ArticleWhat Happened To The Art Of Movie Poster Design— Bad Film, Cool Posters
For the past couple of months I've been obsessively complaining about the sorry state of current movie poster design. 99% of it is pure, undiluted crap that would embarrass a first year art student....
View ArticleThe Most 1970s Post Ever!
Welcome to the most 1970s post ever!A whopping FORTY TWO years ago today I went to the local cineplex (which contained a grand total of two screens) and saw Star Wars for the fourth time since it...
View ArticleIt Came From The Cineplex: Brightburn
I saw this movie in the theater a couple months ago, but never got around to reviewing it. Might as well remedy that, as it's just now hitting home video.Brightburn was written by Brian Gunn and Mark...
View ArticleYour Daily Dose Of Irony
This week John Alan Schwartz, director of the infamous Faces Of Death franchise, passed away. Hey, we all gotta go sometime, but his death makes for an ironic headline.1978's Faces Of Death became one...
View ArticleR.I.P. Spider-Man
"Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good..."This week Sony (my wonderful former employer), who owns the film rights to Spider-Man, announced that it's ended its deal with Disney/Marvel Studios. The...
View ArticleIt Came From The Cineplex: Stuber
Stuber was written by Tripper Clancy and directed by Michael Dowse. Clancy previously wrote the German comedy Hot Dog (?), and that's pretty much it. Dowse previously directed a bunch of indy films (I...
View ArticleWhat Happened To The Art Of Movie Poster Design: Star Wars: The Rise Of...
Welp, this happened today...Disney just released the poster for their upcoming film The Rise Of Skywalker, the "final" entry in the Star Wars franchise. Everyone who believes this is really the last...
View ArticleIt Came From The Cineplex: Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark
Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark was written by Dan Hageman, Kevin Hageman, Marcus Dunstan and Guillermo del Toro (yep, it took a whopping FOUR people to write this!). It was directed by Andre...
View ArticleLegends Of Bone-Headed Ideas
Sigh... more bad news for genre fans this week.Just one day after Sony announced it was pulling Spider-Man from the MCU, the producers of Legends Of Tomorrow revealed that actors Brandon Routh (who...
View ArticleWhat Happened To The Art Of Movie Posters: How Lazy Can You Get?
Here's the new poster for Warner Bros./DC's upcoming new Joker movie. For some reason the entire internet has a huge bone for this film, as there's a ton of buzz about it. I don't get it myself, but it...
View ArticleR.I.P. Tumblr!
Wow, here's a shocker! This month it was reported that blogging site Tumblr is in serious trouble, and was unloaded, er, I mean sold off by parent company Verizon. To Wordpress, no less— Tumblr's main...
View ArticleFrom The Department Of Terrible Ideas: The Interactive Haunted House Movie
Earlier this month the news broke that film director Alexandre Aja and Amblin Entertainment are allegedly teaming up for a brand new project. Aja's the fair-to-middling director who brought us such...
View ArticleWhat Happened To The Art Of Movie Poster Design: The Girl On The Third Floor
For the past couple of months I've been obsessively complaining about the sorry state of current movie poster design. 99% of it is pure, undiluted crap that would embarrass a first year art student....
View ArticleThis Week In Unfortunate Translations: B For Bhole!
Hey kids! It's time for B For Bhole!Apparently this is some new kid's show from India. The main character's name is "Bhole," which I assume is probably supposed to be pronounced something like...
View ArticleLegends Of Tomorrow Season 4, Episode 11: Seance And Sensibility
I'm playing catch up this month, so please excuse this dreadfully late review. I'm determined to finish the season even if it kills me.Sigh... another week, another sub-par episode of Legends Of...
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